Easter

It’s Easter time again, which is, of course, the celebration of Zombie Jesus.  You see, this guy named Jesus had been killed by those damn dirty Jews.  But, those damn dirty Jews were not smart enough to destroy his brain, or dismember him, or burn him beyond ashes, so Jesus was able to climb out of his grave and walk the earth again, making Easter the birthdate for Zombie Jesus.

It all makes sense, right? 

Zombie Jesus would walk around with that familiar chant of “braaaaiiiiins” as he would then feed on the brains of all those he would come across, turning those people into mindless zombies as well, who would then follow their zombie leader in whichever endeavor he decided to embark upon. 

The zombie followers would later adopt the moniker of “Christians”, a mindless zombie race that would grow in numbers and power to the level of horror not even imagined by George A. Romero.

~ by Mr Stinky on March 24, 2008.